Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…
[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]
“you’re a good man”
where has this been all my life??
this is how you get tea to not be bitter. I didn’t like green tea until I learned not to brew it with boiling water.
my brother is obsessed with tea and gets really mad and lectures you if you dont brew it right … yikes
Figured this was really helpful so I translated the degrees into ℃elcius so I could print it, here is someone want it
friend: im so glad i met you… you’re so fun to talk to! i love talking to you…
me, to myself: no. you fool. its the other way around. i, in fact, am the one who is glad to have met you. i am overjoyed in your presence. do not say that you enjoy talking to me more.
is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week
